block monster

City version of chuck Norris.

Someone who succeeds in everything they do.

"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "

block monster by arod23 June 11, 2016

Holla Monster 

When a guy tries to get the number of every beautiful woman he sees.

My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.

Holla Monster by Christocoop July 27, 2020

Keegan Monster

A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.

Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.

Keegan Monster by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020

Lean Monster 

A monster that's made of Purple Drank (a.k.a. Lean)

Lean Monster: I LOOOOOVE LEAN
Person: And why he ourple 😂

Lean Monster by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

mass text monster

when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.

dude stop mass texting me

no

your a mass text monster

mass text monster by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011

Cookie Monster Syndrome 

The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.

"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit

"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome

Cookie Monster Syndrome by chicinthecity March 4, 2008

Land Monster 

An ugly or fat girl.

A person who has sex with a fat and/or ugly girl is called a Land Monster Slayer.

If you know anyone who has sex with fat or ugly girls, it would be correct to begin referring to them as a Land Monster Slayer, because they, in effect, defeated the Land Monster at her horrible game.

1.
Guy 1: "Those 2 chicks over are total land monsters."
Guy 2: "Definitely, man. I haven't gotten any in a while. Want to go slay the land monsters with me tonight?"

Land Monster by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006