Christocoop's definitions

The “Long Text”

The long sappy text message you either send or receive from someone declaring their emotions in a last ditch effort or goodbye.

I feel bad for ghosting him, but I really wasn’t expecting Daniel to send me the “long text” after just one date.

by Christocoop November 8, 2017

Holla Monster

When a guy tries to get the number of every beautiful woman he sees.

My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.

by Christocoop July 27, 2020