My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.
by Christocoop July 27, 2020
The long sappy text message you either send or receive from someone declaring their emotions in a last ditch effort or goodbye.
I feel bad for ghosting him, but I really wasn’t expecting Daniel to send me the “long text” after just one date.
by Christocoop November 08, 2017