2 definitions by Christocoop
The long sappy text message you either send or receive from someone declaring their emotions in a last ditch effort or goodbye.
I feel bad for ghosting him, but I really wasn’t expecting Daniel to send me the “long text” after just one date.
by Christocoop November 8, 2017
My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.
by Christocoop July 27, 2020