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anus licking loser 

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.

UD loser 

People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.
Every second submission to Urban Dictionary's written by some UD loser.
UD loser by Cnipur March 27, 2005

Step-loser 

A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.

Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.
Girl: God, your mom's bf Gabe is such a step-loser.

Boy: I know, he's a total ass...
Step-loser by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009

Double Loser 

A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.
Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.

Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*
Double Loser by Gordon Freeman February 8, 2005

cheesedick loser 

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful
Get out of my room you gross goddamned cheesedick loser!

WoW loser 

my boyfriend; spending more time on a ridiculous fantasy game than actually contributing to conversations, issues, and even sex.
I haven't been laid in days, because my boyfriend is a WoW loser.
WoW loser by Cheebee32 August 21, 2012