fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

pussy licker

(1) One who ingraciates themselves with others when not wanted.

(2) One who sucks up to a superior.

(3) Another term for ass licker

(1) Fuck off you pussy licker

(2) John: Look at that Bob sucking up to Jane

Colin: Yer he's right pussy licker.

by magickmark September 2, 2005

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005

Licked

To steal something of someone

i just licked your 10 bucks

by winiblues March 31, 2009

Pant Licker

One who licks pants.

"Man that new guy is such a pant licker....... I wanna see if he's single."

by Jupi February 21, 2003

Llama Licker

A horny bastard that enjoys licking llamas sexually.

...You're such a frickin' llama licker.

by Carliann October 12, 2007

fudge licker

someone who licks a peice of fudge, or someone who gives oral sex to the anus

Hey James i was a fudge licker last night!

What licking ass, youre sick

haha no licking a piece of the diary product fudge

oh right, do you fancy fudge licking tonight?

Eww licking someones ass?

Yeah

Ok

(based on a true story)

by HUMMPREY LITTLEWILLY April 19, 2008