Kevin; a nick-name for a homosapien who has a gorilla lodged in their ass. Often red-headed, and fat, Kevin's will randomly lash out at people when they get rejected by their wife the night before.
I was playing with my laser pointer, and the biggest ugliest "Kevin" came up and grabbed it from me! What a dick!
by Jordan M. A. July 27, 2008
Get the kevin mug.Also known as DexterSR300DX. A fairly frequent user of UrbanDictionary.com who is, to put it succinctly, an ignorant asshole.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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Writer, director, actor. Created Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl and a Clerks cartoon that only aired two episodes. Has appeared in Vulgar, Daredevil, one of the Scream movies, and the TV shows Yes, Dear and Degrassi. Currently working on Passion of the Clerks, Clerks the Cartoon and probably another comic book movie.
by metibo March 23, 2005
Get the Kevin Smith mug.1. a total douchebag; lazy and often leeches off friends; usually is employed, but barely; typically is a whiny, little bitch about everything
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
Kevin is a huge bitch and always ends up giving up a texas kayak after any competitive event.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be like Kevin.
by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018
Get the Kevin mug.the biggest dumbass/dick you'll ever meet. he talks shit about everyone but acts completely different around adults.
if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.
if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.
by ali2006 March 19, 2020
Get the kevin mug.a sexy boy Kevin is the most sexy person alive and you will never meet another one besides me and the other Kevin that your thinking of.
by sexy_boy_apple March 10, 2020
Get the Sexy boy Kevin mug.1. To be completely and utterly destroyed. A domination to the extreme degree. To seriously hurt an item of personal value, animate or inanimate (i.e. pet or object)
2. To be pwned by any character Kevin Bacon played in any of his movies
2. To be pwned by any character Kevin Bacon played in any of his movies
Man #1 gets hit with a baseball bat and dies
Man #2: Holy shit, he was just Kevin'd!
or
(Anything that Nick Hume did in Death Sentence)
Man #2: Holy shit, he was just Kevin'd!
or
(Anything that Nick Hume did in Death Sentence)
by Nivekeryas January 3, 2010
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