JONAH

BALD MAN

''He's such a Jonah man!''

by jkflsgh October 27, 2022

Jonah

Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.

A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.

by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023

Jonald Palmer Beer

Beverage: Beer .
Half Blue Moon and Half Shock top with a Small amount of Orange juice .

Hey Bartender can I please have a Jonald Palmer beer

by Stash222 March 11, 2023

Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.

"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."

by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023

jojo jonas

A word that is used to describe the stupidity of swag.

"That douche's such a Jojo Jonas!"

by Clearly a unicorn November 30, 2013

Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..

Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.

by Lameooooo August 7, 2014

Winking Jona

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!

Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!

by samxmonster May 20, 2016