John

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny

“John, get out of my chair!”

by deinemutter@939996 January 15, 2023

John

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments

Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too!
Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing

Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns

by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023

John

John is a basic ass name
And if you have you boring

John: Hi
Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀

by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023

John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 1, 2023

John

A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.

"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"

by simp_simpy February 13, 2023

john

big man glasses hair

Person 1: who tf is john

Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt

by SinfulMicrowave February 25, 2023