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Jack Picton 

A very hot individual who is considered one of the best people in the world
Jack Picton by Pickletonhaha November 17, 2021

Jack Carabini 

The king of YouTube with 50 subs, JackStrikerYT is an epic gamer who loves his skittles. Jack is the starting winger for skerries cc rugby (credit to his dad for starting him every game) and student council member. He is yet to make a tackle for either rugby team and hasn't scored but he has managed to catch the ball occasionally. He hates cheese but likes pepperoni pizza.
"I feel like Jack carabini today."
"L"
Jack Carabini by Jammms November 30, 2021

Jack Take 

An opinion so bad about something it goes beyond an L take.
Will: yo, Jack said that battlefield 2042 is “fun”.
Frank: wow thats such a Jack Take.
Jack Take by Semper-S3XY May 20, 2023

Choke-Jack 

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
Choke-Jack by toastyOO January 24, 2010

Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

young jack 

Pay attention to these grown folks and learn something young jack
young jack by Vwade November 5, 2013