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Jack Whitehall

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.
This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.
by japan air December 31, 2010
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jack squat

by piewire September 19, 2003
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lighter jack

verb.

To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
Who lighter jacked me?
by Paul Rael September 30, 2011
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Jack My Swag

A term to describe a given situation in which a given person steals someone's "swag", or their trademarked coolness. The term has been made famous by Jenna Rose, a twelve year old skinny white chick, in her infamous song, "My Jeans". In the song, a girl (most likely Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale, or Keke Palmer) wore jeans just like Jenna's, to which she responded "jack my swag".
I bet she's mad, cuz' I look fab, haha-ha-ha, jack my swag.
by huneygetsit May 7, 2011
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jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
by Udy February 20, 2009
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Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.
_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!
by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009
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Jack Bib

a piece of cloth or paper that covers the midsection of a man to shield from seaman ejected during masturbation.
I arrived home early and caught my roommate watching porn with a Jack Bib made of newspaper spread across his belly.
by Super Stan Darsh April 3, 2011
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