half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat
While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".
by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010
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half couch

Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.
"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
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half•alive

The alternative indie-pop band from Long Beach, CA formed in 2016 consisting of members Josh Tayler, Brett Kramer, and J. Tyler Johnson.
half•alive’s song still feel was the best song of 2018.
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half mask

Wearing a mask over your mouth, but not your nose.
Dave: Did you see that guy breathing all over the shelves?
Sarah: Yeah, he was flying at half mask.
by anangrygoose May 17, 2021
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Half Print

When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.
Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.
by Koryizzle November 01, 2009
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Half-Cheeking

When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.

In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.
“Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”
by sackerland May 29, 2022
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Half a Truck

2021 Tacoma SR5 BLACK EDITION
Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"
by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021
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