goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

goat dick by Shabazzz December 9, 2008

goat whisperer 

A cowboy, one who dresses like a cowboy, or a jackass in a 4x4 pick-up, suspected of having sex with animals.

She broke-up with me again, I think she is going out with that goat whisperer,

goat whisperer by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

goat nose 

Jamaican Slang for the vagina

Excuse me miss, can I stick a finger or two in your goat nose?

goat nose by steve frick November 19, 2003

Goat of football 

Messi.

Messi is the GOAT of football.

Goat of football by MessiLionel September 23, 2020

Goat Juice 

A milky projectile that comes from a goat's penis.

The little boy got sprayed with goat juice when he tickeled the goat's butthole.

Goat Juice by Dwight Kurt Schrute Farms October 12, 2008

goat punch 

goat punch also known as a donkey punch to some... then a man is drilling his partner in the poo nanny from behind her (usually a different partner is used every night) right before climax, he punches her in the back of the head, which causes the whore to tighten her loose hole, resulting in a better orgasm for the man, and sometime a child for the whore.

pimp "u like that bitch"
loose whore "ya ya fuck me ya"
pimp about to nut punches her firmly in the back of the skull, sometimes causing brain damage. but always resulting in the tighting of the vagina

goat punch by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005

goat show 

An event that is boring and/or lacking an attractive female presence.

This party is a goat show.

goat show by Panties May 13, 2005