2005 golf

A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.

"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."

by Golf_luver November 19, 2016

mini-glowfuck

When you get a handjob from someone who’s hand is covered in glowstick juice

“I got a mini-glowfuck last night from that rave now my dick is stained neon green.”

by Pedrospudington September 15, 2018

The GloFiles

The GloFiles is one of Chief keef's album he has the GloFiles part 1 and part 2 part 1 is full of 2016 and one 2015 songs and part 2 is full of 2016 and one 2013 songs it's kind of underrated but it's still fire and lit

Palora: aye did you hear the GloFiles?

Malor: no is it fire?

Palora: it's kind of underrated but yeah

by I be chiefin keef December 29, 2018

Isabella golfi

Oh no! Smacked my leg too hard, time to get surgery. WHOOPS they gotta put a prosthetic in through my stomach!! This shit is so cool omg, I also have no friends and am very ugly. I'm really goofy. Call me Isabella goofy.

Isabella Golfi should get hit by a bus

by WHOOPSIBROKEMYLEG June 13, 2019

Go golf yourself

Jump in a hole.

Golf ? Go golf yourself !

by Easyphaee July 3, 2019

mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks

god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible

by Ell_23 March 10, 2020

Dirty golfball

sucking a man's ball sack after taking a shit.

A couple went to eat dinner, when they got home man went to the restroom to shit he came out and the woman said how about a dirty golfball.

by Dirty golfball November 29, 2020