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Feminist goggles

Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)
Her feminist goggles made everything she thought she knew about the guys she hated true.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
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Pharoh's Goggles

The act of a male sitting on a females face while he is getting a rim job, where he puts this balls on her eye sockets and his dick on her forehead so it looks like the Asp on a Pharoh's head dress.
That Guac Piece was such a ho that she let me give her the Pharoh's Goggles
by CEEARECEE February 6, 2009
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Japanese Rain Goggles

Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.
Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.

Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss
by YaMumisYaDad July 29, 2018
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Japanese Rain Goggles

They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.
Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.
by Eye popper February 24, 2019
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Google Goggles

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!
by Philopean September 11, 2006
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irish goggles

porn term-when a man places his testicals over a womans eyes.
by Laura Emily April 14, 2005
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Mexican spicy goggles

When a male dips his testicals in hot sauce and places them on a unsuspecting victims eye sockets while they are sleeping. This results in the victims eyes and eye sockets burning the next day.
Dude i totally gave that girl a Mexican spicy goggles
by MrVanpedy June 28, 2011
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