Frontal Wedging

The injection of an apple pie into the female vagina.

We were not able to eat dessert on thanksgiving because my sister was frontal wedging herself.

by Micheal Rodriguez Stone December 1, 2010

Front-Hander

Word, list of words, phrase, equation, etc. written on the palm of your hand (front of the hand, as opposed to the back of the hand) in order to help "assist" in an upcoming test/exam. Can easily be smeared off when done to avoid accidental teacher confrontation.

Dewey: Hey, how are we supposed to know this for the test?

Rivers Cuomo: We had that written in our notes, you just have to memorize it.

Dewey: Oh, well that's gonna be a front-hander.

by \/\/33Z3R R00lz D00d March 31, 2008

Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.

FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys

by flax64 February 4, 2010

Front Row Oreo

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.

That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.

by MyPseudonym12 February 25, 2011

fronteirville

a fun and intresting game on facebook on which you build a life in a wood. It is very fun and there are many missions to complete- i would reccomend it.

"Freddy Boxwell has sent you a request on fronteirville"
You accept

Later: "I'm so addicted i just cant stop!"

by lolray April 22, 2011

Front Mouth

When, during oral sex, the penis barely enters the mouth and stays in the front of the givers mouth.

"Damn man, that girl must have the strongest gag reflex ever, she only let me get front mouth."

by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012

Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.

"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.

by SimonSaysDoThis August 30, 2013