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friend with benefits 

A concept exactly described and labeled "erotic friendship" by Milan Kundera in his classic novel "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", which impressed the literate world back in 1984. That is basically what that book is about: "friend with benefits" vs. "traditional". - And who wins? Well, let's say: both fail, but "traditional" does it with more grace.
I don´t love you, but I like you, I mean, I really like you, I like to have go out with you, I love to have sex with you. You are sort of my friend with benefits.
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friend zone 

When either a guy or a girl puts alot of time and energy into wanting to date someone but end up getting false hope and the common lines like "its complicated" or " i love you so much as a friend and i do not want to lose that bond" bottom line your just a friend. Usually that might make you feel like a gay confident and you will just suffer more while hanging around with the person you love. Often happens to nice guys who finish last.
john i am sorry but I like you more as a friend (welcome to the friend zone)
friend zone by hiddenhand October 1, 2009

Friend of a friend 

Someone who you have vaguely heard of. These people are the source of malicious gossip and urban legends.
A friend of a friend told me that Andy got Kate pregnant.
Friend of a friend by Lambchops December 9, 2004

Friend-zone 

Basically when you fail to really impress a girl you end up in this shit hole. Its not quite hell but its not near heaven, its basically limbo, basically put you've got a football star who gets both his knees shot out and thats your comparison, very similar to your dogs dead but you can keep it if you want. See "I dont like you like that" and "lets just be friends". Woman's way of making trolling. Yes I have been trolled.
Friend-zone examples:

Bob: Hey Casey want to go out? *braces for the friend-zone*
Casey: Bob I don't like you like that I'm sorry lets just be friends
Bob: sure.....
Bob: *thinking*: shit shit shit i'm getting the fuck out of this
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Bob: Yeah Casey friend-zoned me, definatly just wasted 4 weeks of my life and a good chunk of cash......
Tom: trolled!
Bob: Yeah....

Friend Zoned 

When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."
What the heck.. I just got friend zoned by Jodie.
Friend Zoned by QuarterP80 April 12, 2011

Friend Zone 

the last place any guy wants to be when he likes a girl
GuyA:dude i totaly like this gurl,but im stuck in the friend zone
GuyB:that blows monky testicales

friend card 

When you no longer want to date someone and tell them you just want to be friends.
I heard Kat gave Adam the friend card.
friend card by McLindz August 2, 2006