A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice
...or could be an insult.. depends
the after feeling... however isn't very nice
...or could be an insult.. depends
SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"
SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"
B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"
SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"
B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
by xiaojing May 11, 2022
by shart thy pants January 05, 2023
Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”
(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”
(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."
by lilrooth January 04, 2022
The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.
There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.
by Auntskerry November 24, 2018
I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
by Tired PM July 14, 2023
Sentence
Joe: why did the chicken cross the road?
Mama: idk, why?
Joe: it had to go to the other side!
Mama: HAHAHAHgagHhahH (sharts)
Joe: why did the chicken cross the road?
Mama: idk, why?
Joe: it had to go to the other side!
Mama: HAHAHAHgagHhahH (sharts)
by Buffrubberduck May 28, 2022
Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
by raj13 January 15, 2023