fart weevils

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.

My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

by gobroberts October 22, 2013

Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.

Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.

"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"

by penneturtle December 2, 2019

Mom Farts

Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.

also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.

Jigglypuff: WTF Mom, did you just fart?
Mom: No.. What give's you that idea son?

Mom Farts

by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009

warning fart

A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.

I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.

by Brjtlc April 28, 2010

Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.

Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.

by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009