fecellacio

Giving a poo a headjob.

"Hello Hirashio.....
give me fecellacio"

by Benni B March 30, 2009

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

fecalization

Complete bullshit, cobbled together from fragments of legitimate truth.

ALT:
A statement, given as fact, which will lead ONLY to Glen Beck or the Tea Party if researched.

A: That salesman sure seemed to know about computers.
B: No way, pure fecalization.

ALT:
A: Have you heard what Glen Beck said about civil rights?

B: Yeah bro. Total fecalization.

by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011

perf and fect

people that complete eachother

without perf i'm just fect, together we make up perf and fect. perfect.

see also: incre and dible

by fectdible January 7, 2009

fecal rope

string o shit

We promise 9 feet of fecal rope in our raunchy vids

by Billche April 6, 2003

fece

(v.), (n.) a word relating to feces, also occasionally used in place of "fart". All used as an action, ex. "i have to fece", "i just went fece", "did you just fece?". Also in noun form used in place of feces in a comical nature by the immature, such as I.

(v.)"i went fece!" (n.)"is that fece?"

by the fece-man cometh May 4, 2007

feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin

Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.

by Nuckra June 4, 2003