The Everett

When two girls scissor and one girls vaginal area migrates back towards the anal area of the other scissor-ess, and that girl then flatulates into the vagina of the former scissor-er. Then the two finish and then the girl containing the methane in the uterus then releases with such great force that it shakes the bed.

Other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. If there is an accident that occurs, such as pube flambe, please consult your doctor.

So the other night, my girlfriend farted in my pussy... That was a weird quief; it sounded like The Everett.

by Trlgd October 21, 2011

The cutest thing ever

W. Pressley is the cutest thing on the planet. That's my baby!!!

He's the cutest thing ever.

by GothicBarbie October 15, 2018

Best Person Ever

Just the absolute best person ever to exist. Ever.

Claudia: "Who is the Best Person ever?"
Everyone else: "You, duh."

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) November 7, 2019

everclear

1. a strong alcoholic drink
2. the greatest band ever from Portland OR, Art Alexakis - guit, voc, Craig Montoya - voc, bass, Greg Eklund - voc, drums

1. Bartender: may I help you sir?
A drunk guy: yea, gimme an everclear, bitch
2. Fuck man, Everclear kick ass don't they?
Anal Cunt - You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (you're gay).mp3

by mirko April 1, 2003

everskies

A toxic game where racists and ableist join together to end gays and they get banned for reason

kurat: YOOO I JUST BANNED 9 PEOPLE FOR BEING DOWN WITH THE CIS ON EVERSKIES
parrot:oh cooool

by ItsJayzLife March 9, 2022

Emerson

This ugly ass Jewish girl who says the n word with hard “er” yet she says she loves black people.
Legit looks like fucking Timmy turner headass.
Only likes Trump because her dad tells her to.
Also rude as fuck.

Emerson is a rude bitch

by Daddyskitchenkink June 12, 2018

Ever have a pussy around your neck?

A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.

Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?

by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010