Nothing ever happens

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.

Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened

by Refugee chud May 10, 2024

The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.

omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

by dyvier May 11, 2022

Most annoying and irritating thing ever.

School.

School is the most annoying and irritating thing ever.

by  October 8, 2022

Morest Mostest Ever

The way a boyfriend loves a girlfriend that allows him to explain that way he loves her the most to which she can’t refute.

Her: I love you

Him: I love your more
Her: I love you most
Him: I love morest mostest ever

by Jays CPU July 11, 2022

Best mom ever

Someone (mom) who can be described as “the best mom ever” is someone who is kind, thoughtful, has a big heart and can cheer up your day. These types of moms don’t come alway but if you have one you are lucky!

Me: “My mom is the best mom ever!”

by anonymous May 10, 2025

ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.

Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day

by HK_MP5 June 7, 2018

Cutest person ever

So when people say the cutest person ever they are instantly talking about someone who is adorable sweet and perfect and just super cute and the best.

“Emily your the cutest person ever and the cutest girlfriend in the world no one is cuter than you 😤”

by Finneus Salek November 19, 2022