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spamalamading dong

another name for a human bean by the name of sam, used by a close friend, cousin, or grandmother
"hey spamalamading dong"
"hello my good friend"
by samuel the great December 15, 2008
mugGet the spamalamading dongmug.

Ding-Dong

1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

proceeds to make entry on Urban Dictionary
mugGet the Ding-Dongmug.

dong-honker

An octopus at the boner buffet.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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gang dong

when a fag gets viciously and facially slapped by the weiners of many other men at the same time
Gang dong that faggot, he was t-bagging me.
by bagger2120 October 17, 2008
mugGet the gang dongmug.

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.
KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.
by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016
mugGet the eat a dongmug.

dong song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
Isn't it divine to own a dick?

- guy who sings the dong song
by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016
mugGet the dong songmug.

dong pals

Two bros who are double penetrating a bitch in a devils three way (two dudes, one vaggeegee
The don and I are double teaming olivia wilde therefore dong pals (or dong brothers)
by therealcrazylegs February 7, 2014
mugGet the dong palsmug.

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