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Long range angry dolphin 

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

walking the dolphin 

Term for masturbating or giving a hand job.
Mom walked in on me walking the dolphin.

Squeal of a Dolphin 

When you giving it to you're girl

Before loosing a load, pull out, flip her over on her stomach
Prop her for doggystyle
Before entering the anus

°Quickly°
She reel herhead back while mimicking the sequel of a dolphin similar to

"en en en en en en en en en en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en en"
En en en

Julie must be watching penguins clips

You mean someone pleasured a squeal of a dolphin out of you're mom

boto-nosed dolphin

When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".

Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.
Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.
boto-nosed dolphin by l2paegun September 28, 2019

Epiphany of dolphin 

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins
Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.