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lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.
Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.
by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023
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Dallas Dipstick

when someone shits then gets penetrated in the ass without wiping
guy 1: what’d u guys do last night
freak: gave her a nice Dallas Dipstick
by fentgod69 August 21, 2024
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Weyler Dipstick

When you take a shit in someone’s mouth, and before they swallow, you put your dick in to see how far the shit goes up your shaft
He shit in my mouth then put his dick in, when he pulled it out the shit was stuck all the way to the base, a classic “Weyler Dipstick”
by SuckiBoi October 5, 2023
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teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
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The Dipstick Revival

Your mate is blackout drunk so you get coke on your finger and proceed to finger him in the ass to sober them up
Your mate in the corner needs the dipstick revival
by Dipstick revival king March 22, 2025
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Whipsy-dipsy

Created by Jorge Rivera-Herrans to describe an attitude that is happy and carefree.

"Thats a word I just made up. I have no idea what it means!"
Polites would love Pinkie Pie, because they're both very whipsy-dipsy.
by DannyWar September 21, 2025
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wizz fizz dipstick

when a female companion snorts cocaine off your member after the act of snowplowing.
"hey girl you havent sat down all day and your nose is still blocked?"
"yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night"
"didnt that hurt?"
"yeah but its the only way he would share."
wizz fizz dipstick
by arsrehat extraordinairey November 16, 2011
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