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Glass Dildo

Is owed to gray.
Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo
by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019
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Orange Dildo

The Orange Dildo is when you finish eating a family sized bag of Cheetos and then proceed to jerk off and suck off your ginger friend, whilst having Cheeto dust all over your hands and mouth.
by Sussybois February 1, 2022
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red neck dildo

using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly
I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"
by Floppy J October 13, 2010
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being a dildo

When some one is being a greedy asswipe
by Ch9de May 28, 2017
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Dildo Baggins

The code name for the jewish and bi curious Dylan Collins. He has an extremely pale penis, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. He is very insecure, and without the support of Shortridge Academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.

A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.

A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
"I have a fucking Normal dick!"
"Stop bitchin, stop being such a Dildo Baggins."
by 97rc92 September 22, 2010
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Dildo baggins

The name given to a ladies vagina that has been stretched beyond recognition by sex toys
Couldn't feel a thing snagging that girl I pulled last night. She had a right dildo baggins.
by Filthychels December 23, 2016
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cock dildo

My fucked up brother put a video of a dude getting vibrator shoved in and out of his cock. The dirty hooker coped a cock dildo
by Lucas Newitt September 27, 2006
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