Crystal Godfrey

A selfish, self centered, ignorant & cold-hearted person that behaves as such for no reason. Completely heartless & evil without cause.

Katie is acting like a Crystal Godfrey.

by G.C's Miriam Webster May 23, 2020

Crystal River High School

Half mullet heads, half gang bangers and the rest are npcs running around with suitcases

Yo you go to Crystal River High School? What a bunch of npcs!

by Daquavious John Tavious September 4, 2022

Misty Crystal Ice

The best and hottest ele in Guild wars.

Misty Crystal Ice helped me questing today!

by Sturm1021 January 17, 2009

Jiz Crystals

the left over ejaculate in a man's underwear that rolls itself into a ball and usually hangs on the producer's pubes. The name derives from its glazed appearance.

when i took a piss this morning i looked at my dong and noticed that it was coated in jiz crystals.

by Kissofdeath September 6, 2010

sister crystal

slang term for crystal meth

looking for my sister crystal let me know if you find her

by jzw90 June 27, 2012

Riding the crystal dragon

Smoking crystal meth

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."

by tetsuhikokariya May 20, 2016

Crastastical

Adjective describing 2 people who can not be defined as cool, because they are too far above the normal standard of cool.

Gosh Bob and Bill are so crastastical, they are the most popular kids in the world

by The New Webster November 18, 2010