coal huffer

A person who succeeds in everything all the time.

“Hey Carson, you’re such a coal huffer”
“Thanks Ryan, now go make me a sandwich”

by Mongoose11 December 21, 2021

Cobalt

Cobalt is the 27th element on the periodic table. It is used in lithium Ion batteries, steel production, a composer of vitamin B12, and a plethora of other industrial uses. A big source of today's cobalt ore is from the Congo which is mined by thousands of little starving African children. If they do not meet their daily quota, Elon Musk himself orders Tesla executives to bludgeon the African children.

I'm sorry lord Elon Musk I haven't met my daily quota of mining 5 metric tones of Cobalt ore today.

by ElementMan74 December 23, 2021

Cona

Portuguese : Cona
Galician : Coña
English : Cone -> Cunt (You know this body part has a shape like cone)
This is the reason Hyundai had to change their car name to Kauai in Portuguese market (but not Galician or Spanish)

Sorry, Konata Izumi, you have to change your name because it sounds like "cona"ta, it wouldn't be good if you prefer to remain like this.

by Shiine-1 March 30, 2022

Coinalized

The act of turning something into a coin.

He coinalized that dirt.

by 123goat March 31, 2022

comalding

the ack of coping and malding at the same time

he's comalding

by steve jobs the waifu slayer April 11, 2022

coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."

Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!

by Arnie Grape April 11, 2022

Cobalt-60

Cobalt-60 is a scary isotope that says "Drop and Run" on it.

hmmm what's this weird rod thing
SHIT FUCK IT'S COBALT-60 AAAAAAAAA *yeet*

by alurem May 3, 2022