Cabbage 

Somebody who thinks that they are good, but really they are absolute dipshit garbage.

The cocky team lost the match because they ended up being a batch of cabbages.

Cabbage by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

cabbage crisp 

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

cabbage crisp by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022

Cabbage style 

Performing an action or emulating the manner of cabbage; to do one’s best or not at all. Primarily a mildly peppery thing to add to sentences to annoy your coworkers and family.

Landon: what are those dogs doing?
Skylar: they’re going at it cabbage style!

Example 2:
Lauren: God I am so hungover. We drank too much at the bachelorette party.
Landon: Drank too much cabbage style?
Lauren: Get bent Landon.

Cabbage style by 6beers in 2balls Out October 23, 2022

Cabbage 

When a dude or bro has long hair.

Yo! Im loving the cabbage my guy.

Cabbage by Yopo October 27, 2022

Cabbage 

Slang word for "Vagina" Typically used by British Folk.

"You've got a proper stink on going down in that Cabbage!"

Cabbage by Branfflakes November 15, 2022

cabbage collector 

A person with large hands.

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!

cabbage collector by Gman357 December 16, 2022

Cabbage-pult 

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which lobs cabbages at Zombies, dealing more damage as a base Peashooter but also attacks twice as slower than Peashooter overall.

"Cabbage-pult is pretty dogwater and is incomparable to Peashooter due to how weak he is."

Cabbage-pult by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023