even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014

Fanny batter

The slippy slidy stuff that makes aan easy entry to the pink run. Let it drip on your face and it dries like stale scabs, (AND SMELLS WORSE)

She sat on my face and encrusted ny nose in fanny batter

by Jadio August 14, 2003

baby batter

Another term for the steamy hot secretions extracted from the make penis at climax. Hence, it causes babies.

"Why you get her pregnant foo?!"
"I busted that baby batter up in that shit. My bad. ya herrrd me""

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

battery

Hybrid slang term meant with unmalicious intent in referring to a male of the African American race.

The term comes from using the first two letters of the term "African American" which are AA. Two capital 'a's next to each other are a common type of battery, hence the reasoning behind the new term.

Man, that battery tore up a hito or two during his trip to Thailand.

by Coolio Steel April 15, 2009

Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

by David From Austin October 1, 2007

betterize

The process of making something better. Can be used in multiple tenses

1. i betterized my love life by actually wearing deodorant

2. bro: my car is to slow.

Me: why don't you betterize it with a turbo?

by timmay!! June 1, 2014