Guy 1: Woah, look over there, that's one crazy street girl!
Guy 2: She's a total Blimblammer, keep a wide berth!
Guy 2: She's a total Blimblammer, keep a wide berth!
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Group of 8 retarded rednecks who go to truck meets and fish, they all live in the same small town and go to the same school.
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A person who needs glasses to see is the purest form of blindness. Nobody understands their pain because they assume the glasses help them see just a little bit clearer when in reality, no matter nearsightedness or farsightedness, the accumulating blur that becomes your vision over the years of letting your eyes use bifocals as a crutch becomes humiliating. The slight wrongness of your sight is like having a popcorn kernel stuck up your a- I mean, in your teeth. And when fate leads you to be unable to fix a slight irritation, either by a scratch on your lenses or the way you look without your glasses on!...that is true blindness.
A person who needs glasses to see is the purest form of blindness. Nobody understands their pain because they assume the glasses help them see just a little bit clearer when in reality, no matter nearsightedness or farsightedness, the accumulating blur that becomes your vision over the years of letting your eyes use bifocals as a crutch becomes humiliating. The slight wrongness of your sight is like having a popcorn kernel stuck up your a- I mean, in your teeth. And when fate leads you to be unable to fix a slight irritation, either by a scratch on your lenses or the way you look without your glasses on!...that is true blindness.
Fabio: "Dude have you seen my glasses? I can't see anything, I'm blind."
Todd: "I thought you were nearsighted...?"
Fabio: "Don't fucking bully me my pain is far greater than any of your peasant mind can handle!"
Todd: "Ok, good point. Your glasses are on your head."
Fabio: *screams of pain*
Todd: "I thought you were nearsighted...?"
Fabio: "Don't fucking bully me my pain is far greater than any of your peasant mind can handle!"
Todd: "Ok, good point. Your glasses are on your head."
Fabio: *screams of pain*
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Really loves gay porn more than his cousins
Probably thinks wake boarding is cool
Total narc
Farts nasty ass heat clouds
Super ashy for a white guy
Can’t handle a gun
Eats ass
Really loves gay porn more than his cousins
Probably thinks wake boarding is cool
Total narc
Farts nasty ass heat clouds
Super ashy for a white guy
Can’t handle a gun
Eats ass
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