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disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.
I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!
by redPooka September 2, 2012
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arse blinder

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"

v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang

v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn

interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger

Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite
by foundryman September 30, 2012
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Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing
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Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.
"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"
by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013
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Brownie Blindfold

A move used in a sexual situation where a man puts his testicles in the eye sockets of another person, while the second party proceeds to lick there anus like a frosty cheerio.
Last night I got wasted and Mike gave me a Brownie Blindfold, when I woke up in the morning I had a foul taste in my mouth.
by ARMBAR21 March 28, 2013
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Show Blind

When you love a show so much that you become completely oblivious to the fact that it sucks
My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.

I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.
by le0pard1 September 30, 2013
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Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind
David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.
by Axel432 December 16, 2014
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