Oral blasting

The action of repeatedly ramming ones cock into another's face until releasing his nut soldiers, which in turn creates a day care in the recipients belly

Dude, chad was totally oral blasting your mom lastnight

by Kcrum25 July 3, 2016

snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb

Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.

by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017

mackerel beating

The Act of man masturbation in Shower

Jack got caught mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

mackerel beating

The act of man masturbation in shower.

Jack got caught mackerel beating.

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.

Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.

by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp

you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"

by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018