bareakon

Crazy ass explosion!!

person 1: what's that mess on the wall?

person 2: i had a bareakon earlier

person 1: i was hoping it was chocolate...

by Baloo The Welsh Cannibal March 6, 2008

Bareese

A sub-division of english consisting of very long words and sentences. Extremely hard to understand. When written, writing is inhumanly neat and is close to script. Must have translator present to understand. Do not attempt to read Bareese unless you are trained (ie: have heard it spoken before).

As I was strolling down the unusually large avenue, I noticed a new, stupendous house was being built not right on our front doorstep. (Normally in near perfect cursive and illegible. I am not an expert at Bareese so this example of the language is not perfect.)

by epicfailz l0l January 12, 2010

Barelobe

An earlobe that isn't pierced. A big no-no for girls, but fine for boys.

My best friend, she has barelobes, it's disgusting.

by CarloMark July 29, 2010

Barenaclong

A meta word for any other word, mostly used in german chats. The termed was coined as a totally messed up typo. Can be used as verb also as noun.

Also related: Dingenskirchens, Moped

Bernd I bought some dofnugs.
Chris Barenaclong!

by jeschkec December 31, 2011

Bareback Development

Coding without the use of a safety net i.e. directly on to the production server

"Why has Kenny been sacked?"
"He participated in a spot of bareback development on Friday night and brought down the production server"

by PhilMcCupup January 9, 2014

barely yonder

Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."

That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.

by NotTheEC May 20, 2014

Barense

a family full of crazy people that love each other unconditionally .

pronounced barns.

"Holy cow, that Barense is sexy."

by Barense May 5, 2014