perma-baked

Permanently baked.
Gets stoned so much that they don't need to get high because they already act like it or express themselves like it, Or in that case smoke themselves retarded to get permanently baked.

kind of like the character Bryan from the movie Half Baked.

damn that nigga jake blazes soo much i saw em the other day and i thought that bitch is perma-baked.

by wacky frizbee May 13, 2006

bakersfield chalupa

similar to a cleveland steamer, except the person pooping has to have a lot of corn in their stool.

nick "the dirty dick" gave jen a bakersfield chalupa on her face. as she gasped for air, all jen could say was, "mmm...i love hot corn".

by t-bags mcgillan November 26, 2006

Bakerism

A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.

That retard kept making bakerisms when he tried hitting on some girl.

by floyd barber May 14, 2011

Russian Bake Sale

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.

Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts

by Bakky October 12, 2012

Shit Bakehouse

Construction term for rancid, shit filled portable toilet on a hot construction job site. Also referred to as a Turd Cooker.

Stan was hungover from weekend partying. He had no choice but to pop a squat and drop a greasy shit on Monday in the job site's Shit Bakehouse.

by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015

shake'n'bake tan

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.

*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Bakernomics (adj)

The economic ideal that you can spend all of your paycheck on high proof alcohol and drink for as long as you can stay conscious or/and all of your problems will be solved.

There's a gentleman at the bar who just spent $700 dollars during a fine display of Bakernomics and projectile vomiting.

by Bakernomics May 6, 2004