Jag-blast

Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."

The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.

by Hasha June 6, 2011

Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.

Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.

by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.

Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.

by Alaska51 April 25, 2016

Blast Liquid

To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.

Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!

by IsemanAZ August 19, 2008

Dingleberry blast

dingleberry blast was created in mid September, 2022. It was originally made from a bunch of different drinks being poured together. Currently the dingleberry blast co. Has made a variety of flavors such as
- original flavor
- princess flavor
- Smurf flavor
- mickel flavor (limited edition)
And even are working on more.
Upcoming flavors will be..
- grandma flavor
- seagull flavor
- piss flavor
- mother’s milk flavor
- holiday flavors (only around for the specific holiday)
Etc.

Ronnie mcnutt: oh goodie! The new flavor of dingleberry blast is coming out tomorrow!!
Walter w.: Zow! I can’t wait to taste the freshness of that sweet sweet blast!!!

by Mia mole November 21, 2022

Car Blasting

When someone opens all the windows of a car, blasts loud music (usually rap or heavy metal), and slowly drives around the neighborhood. It is usually very entertaining.

Tim loves Car Blasting. The reactions from that Soccer Mom are hilarious!

by Onliner August 31, 2016

full blast

To expose, or call out someone

After Bob stole my credit card, the newspaper put him on full blast in their article

by ∆©˙√©√ June 6, 2021