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Atheist

People who do not believe in God, however this is a faith. The true term for not having any beliefs is agnostic. Atheists, contrary to whatever they say, are hypocrites. They are not willing to believe in anything you say, or consider it. Most have inflated ego's, and a superiority complex. They spend time saying how misguided anybody with a religion is and are incredibly vicious when it comes to religion. They regard a simple use of the word "faith" as a free for all. they will not consider changing religions and regard any believer as a lesser species.
Christian #1: So I went to church yesterday, I really like it there, you should come with me.
Atheist: Fuck you, That is for idiots.
Christian #2: The bible says to keep an open mind.
Atheist: Fuck your bible, I'm the smart one here, I'll do the thinking.
by You-know-it November 21, 2009
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An atheist loser is what most atheists are. You only have to look at the first definition to see how insulting and bigoted atheists are. If you want to see more hate and intolerance displayed from them, simply look at the definition of God on this site where they insult not only Christians but everyone who follows a religion.

Contrary to the atheist loser's claims, not all Christians curse everyone to Hell and if they do curse the atheist loser to Hell, it's only when the atheist loser starts resorting to childish name-calling because they have had their atheism theory debunked (as usual).

The world is fucked with religion, it would be chaotic without religion. If you want to see a civilization without religion, look at the Nazis who would led by their atheist leader Hitler who persecuted people of many religions (Jews, Christians, Sikhs). You may also want to look at Stalin and the Atheist Soviet Union who killed thousands in the name of atheism.

Atheism hasn't a single inch of evidence to vouch for it. Logic agrees that creation had to come from something and even The Big Bang theory (proposed by a Catholic priest) agrees with creation and states that the universe hasn't always existed.

It's more logical to assume that God guided the creation of the universe (hence why we see so much order and design) than to believe that the universe came from nothing which somehow managed to "think" and guide everything to form stars and planets.
Another example of an atheist loser is someone who is so offended at the idea of being designed that they aggressively attack all religions and ideas of God because they are content with believing that they are random accidents brought about for no reason. In theory, atheist losers hate themselves which is why they like to assume that everything was an accident.

98% of all atheists are atheist losers. The other 2% are mature respectable people who understand that there are many religious people are just as equally as decent.

Atheist loser: You dumb ass Christian! You believe in a fairy tale! FUCK YOU! You're brain dead! Ha ha ha ha!

Muslim: Not everyone who believes in God is a Christian and no, we that worship God do not believe in fairy tales. It is more logical to assume that God created the universe than to assume that it came from nothing. Give me one example of where nothingness or where chaos produces anything that shows design and order.

Atheist loser: Ummm...ummm...FUCK YOU! YOU STUPID! SCIENCE DEBUNKS GOD! HA HA HA HA HA! I WIN!

Christian: Ummm, no you don't. Give one example of where science debunks God.

Atheist loser: FUCK YOU CHRISTIAN! FUCK YOU! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Muslim: Atheist loser.
by ddfgdffd November 18, 2013
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Pussy Atheist

1. A faggot

2. One who simply doesn't believe in pussy, and therefore sucks a lot of cock

3. A dumb broad who is so straight that she says touching her own pussy is disgusting.*

* We all know girls masturbate too, so don't be a pussy atheist!
That sum bitch must be afraid of popin' her damn cherry! He must be a Pussy Atheist!

Woa shit Bill! That motherfucker dresses like Liberace, he's gotta be a Pussy Atheist.

"Shut up bitch, send me some dirty pics of you fingering yourself, stop being such a Pussy Atheist."
by teelerbobeeler June 18, 2009
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A person who believes that out of nothing, nothing created something, that something expanded and cooled to form the universe. Some very small things on one part of the universe came together by complete chance and those things just happened to evolve into larger lifeforms, succeeding in avoiding everything that could have wiped them out, and these larger life-forms happened to evolve into sentient beings with no outside help...right.............
Yes, i am an atheist. I believe that it was complete chance that formed the universe and all the life forms that currently inhabit it, no matter how unlikely that is, so I am curretly desperately searching for ways to prove that the universe is random, but not succeeding.
by madman_salvo March 13, 2008
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1. Liberal Atheist: One who lobbies for freedom FROM religion instead of freedom OF religion. Throws their legal weight around to erase gods and goddesses from all aspects of the lives of Homo Sapiens. If they had a deity it would be the flag. Is a real problem and is very closed-minded to look for any diety.

2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
Atheist:How can you believe in God if you cannot touch him or see him?
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
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Dumbass Atheist

Dumbass Atheist is a meme that, like Scumbag Atheist, makes fun of atheists. The meme typically uses the the "genius" meme as its template but is modified so the A symbol for atheism is on the forehead of the rage face. Knowyourmeme defines the "genius" meme as "a rage comic character and an expression used to marvel at someone’s stupidity. Because of its dubious use in criticism of others and self-deprecative humor, the character shares common grounds with other memes in the rage comic universe, particularly some of the more sarcastic ones like “You Don’t Say” and “Watch Out, We Got a Badass Over Here."

The other form of the Dumbass Atheist meme uses a template of a man (who is presumably gay) holding a piece of bread next to his mouth that is shaped like a cock. Dumbass Atheist differentiates from Scumbag Atheist by mocking the dumbass arguments of the atheist (hence the name) with the meme making fun of how atheists spew things out of context, create straw man arguments or use ad hominems.
Dumbass Atheist:

"I'm gay and The Bible says God hates gays so therefore he doesn't exist!"

"Bad things happened to me. God didn't stop that and therefore he doesn't exist!"

"One Christian was bad to me! Therefore they're all the same!"

"My prayers didn't work and therefore God doesn't exist and we all came from nothing!"

These common bullshit arguments ignore thousands of years of philosophy and logic and are emotional based rather than rational.
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1. A person who does not believe in a Creator, a god, or any ultimate being that is above the human race. An atheist usually has no problem with those who believe in a god, but those that do believe sometimes tend to surround themselves with others that share their beliefs because they are taught to in their religion.

2. Not the devil.
3. Does not believe in an afterlife, creator, god, and usually does believe in evolution.
4. The opposite of an idiot who believes in speaking in tongues, an omnipotent being, and that the world is 5,000 years old.
5. Usually will enjoy the movie "Religulous."
6. Bill Maher, Seth Mcfarlane, Brian Griffin, etc.
7. Some may be more open minded than people who were raised as very strict Christians.
Brian: "Oh, your barking up the wrong tree Meg. I'm an atheist."
Family: *Gasp*
Peter: "What's that?"
Brian: "Well, I don't believe in God."
by AnyWayTheWindBlows July 10, 2009
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