fart higher than your arse

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.

As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.

by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003

dry arse

Someone who is a 'dry arse' or 'dry' is someone who backs out of drinking alcohol for a reason which is not legitimate.

Person X: I'm goin to get so pissed tonight. Are you?
Person Y: No, i'm gonna stick to lemonade, I don't want to get drunk.
Person X: You fucking dry arse!

Here, person Y is being a dry arse because he/she is backing out of drinking alcohol.

by Jonny Lignier December 7, 2006

Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010

Watery Arse

An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.

To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.

Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.

Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"

Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'

Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'

by Jaanaism March 16, 2018

Tattie arse

When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.

Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.

by See mack October 7, 2020

Bulmers Arse

A word used to describe how you and your arse is feeling the morning after drinking a load of Bulmers.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.

I shouldn't have drank all those Bulmers last night, I've a bad dose of Bulmers Arse now...

by monsterman16 November 26, 2020

town arse

The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.

Did you go down on that bird last night ?

-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse

by Birchy&Mads March 22, 2021