April 20

Its 4/20 lets smoke some weed

Klinn: Dingo its April 20 u got it
Dingo: Yup its 420 time

by UrDadTheOneYouNeverHad October 22, 2019

April 15th

It is my birthday. No national hugging bloody day. I hate hugs, yet I am supposed to be an Aries.

“It is April 15th. It is time to go to work!”
“Oh ... it’s April 15th? I guess this is my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis diagnosis anniversary!”

by Pen-Pineapple-Apple Pen October 29, 2019

APOEL

The best football team in Cyprus, having won the most local championships and having twice won its qualification in the Group stage of the UEFA Champions League.

APOEL drew 2-2 at Stamford Bridge against Chelsea, but should have won the game at the last minute.

by Football connosseur September 19, 2011

April 7th

National eat pussy day. Eat pussy even if its lose.

todays April 7th so eat some pussy!

by abcd.com October 27, 2019

April 26th

it’s national Hit It From The Back day!! walk up to someone grab their waist and hit it!!

it’s april 26th and i just it it from the back bro. on yo girl

by r.t.a.nnnnnnnnnnnn April 25, 2019

April 14 ( kick balls )

National kick balls day. This is the day girls get back at boys for slapping our ass.

April 14 ( kick balls ) your allowed to kick with your foot on a boys balls

by Hit that April 11, 2019

April 15th

The day where girls have the right to slap a guys ass so damn hard that his balls sack will suck back into his stomach. Have fun gals!

"Bro tmos April 15th watch out for these ass slapping bitches"
"Oh shit...I'm staying home tmo"

by moobihhh April 12, 2019