aka, Austin, New Mexico. the rest of that hot hellhole of a state can fall into the gulf for all we care...but austin has some hot college bars.
"life is too short to live in texas. oh, you live in austin? that's cool, bro, cuz it ain't really texas."
by goga March 12, 2004
Get the Austin, TXmug. i reckon i ought to go to that ther austin, texas wher them white peeple live with those me-hicans (mexicans)
by indyhooch March 2, 2004
Get the Austin, TXmug. Backstabbing ex-boyfriend who you dated for two years and got emotionally serious with and who decided he was gay and didn't love you anymore.
by recently single May 1, 2010
Get the Austin Hmug. A filthy hipster who messed up his ankle and is forever crippled and spends his days alone making his own home videos in a shag tent full of dildos
by BigRedNWA57 March 7, 2015
Get the Austin Colemug. 1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.
2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.
3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.
2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.
3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.
Example 1:
*Phone rings*
Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"
Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."
Example 2:
Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."
Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."
Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."
Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."
*Phone rings*
Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"
Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."
Example 2:
Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."
Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."
Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."
Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."
by Scoobydog September 30, 2008
Get the Pulling an Austinmug. 
by Itsdatboiohshitwaddup42069 December 15, 2016
Get the Austin Davismug.