winooser

a cross between a winner and a looser, a sore looser, one who wins, but actually loses because they are rude about it.

That girl is a winooser.
If you are a winooser, you are lousy.
Don't be a winooser.

by Sarah April 25, 2005

Windows 2000

Windows 2000

The windows operating system with THE MOST .exe program crashes. Even Windows 3.1 never crashed this much. And its not my computer either. Brand spankin new top of the line computers crash like this with Windows 2000 installed.

Maybe Windows 2000 Pro is the problem.

Windows 2000 is slow and crashes a lot.

Source: 106, Mar 11, 2005

by 106 March 11, 2005

windows

arnaudt's best friend (together with Matrix)

Wow, I got Windows longhowwwwn beta 10093762.92736.4718962 M5 build!!!!! I'll go watch the Matwwwwwix again!!!

by Dubya May 31, 2003

Widows Peak

A receding hairline on both sides of the forehead with a sad tuft of hair pointing out down the middle.

Man did you see Logan’s widows peak? That’s a $20 cab ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

by MitchySlick December 5, 2019

Windows

A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.

The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Windows

Every developer and power user knows Windows is perfect for them.But Mac prayers throughs if he get a PC,viruses will infect.KNOCK KNOCK MAC USER! Market share is puny %89! There is no software for MACS.
Windows has a wide range of software,SDKs and games. Also viruses. WHY? Nobody wants to waste his time to coding a virus for MACS.

Also every MAC user says "Windows crashes every day...DING! FALSE! If you look after your PC,it will not crash. If you clean your hard drive,defrag your extra disks,install necessary driver modules and create a emergency boot disk to be in security. No need to crash. BUT old PC users that switched to MAC 'cause of crash,may never did these things to prevent crashing.

I am developer at a OS and I select Windows 7 to use with my Visual Studio 2010.We used NTFS and Network Neighborhood at our OS,which is used by Windows NT.

MAC USER:Windows sucks!
-OK,say something you can at MAC.
-Errm....playing with dock..?
-OH,I can make a OS at Windows.
-But MACS never infects.
-Because nobody cares about your %11 percent,dude.

by Windows98 September 14, 2012

Windows 98

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.

passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.

by festizio March 13, 2015