dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.

Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

jizz windows

Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.

Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.

by R. Tran December 3, 2006

pimp windows

Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.

It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...

by wordshark November 6, 2007

Frosty Windows

When you give a girl a facial while she's wearing glasses

Jen: I can't get this jizz off my glasses!
Sara: maybe you shouldn't have gotten frosty windows!!

by Ammo11m January 10, 2012

Microsoft Windows

1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.

I use Microsloth Winblows...errr I mean Microsoft Windows

by Malice September 16, 2003

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

Let's fog up the windows

To have sex in the car.

Hey babe, let's fog up the windows tonight!

by Orale weyy June 24, 2018