Watchet

A madam of the blindingly pale obese American species, often seen at McDonald's drinking a diet soda, wearing socks and crocs, and smoking an alcoholic cigarette. Watchets lurk around Wal-Mart and local fast food places and they tend to waddle. Every watchet has at least five whining kids who they beat at night and they're usually completely wasted by 11 in the morning off of their alcoholic cigarettes.

Did you go to McDonald's today?
No man, too many fucking watchets and the line was too long.

by Taylormarie328 July 2, 2012

cock-watcher

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Royal Watcher

A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.

"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."

by GrimLady May 26, 2008

watchamacallit

The hershey candy bar with the biggest frikin name ever. They must've had some real good ideas on the name thinking this one up.

Hershey board meeting:

CEO 1:So do we have any suggestions for this new candy bar. No?, well lets put on our thinking caps guys, because this is one hard nut to crack. Its more of a watchamacallit?

by NateK July 28, 2005

Watch me whip watch me enslave

The dance move that slave owners in the 1800s performed

Master John: Watch me whip watch me enslave now watch me whip whip watch me enslave

Slave: Sorry master I will pick the cotton now

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

croch watch

when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..

"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..

by shawnj1215 September 11, 2005

shark watch

simple really, it's someone who keeps an eye out for his friends/mates/buddies etc on a night out down town

12 lads go out down town, while one lad will be choosen to stay sober, his job, is to keep an eye on things and notice anything that could go wrong, to either tell the group to leave and go to the next bar or stop it before it happens.

Don't worry, everyone has there turn, plus side, who ever is on shark watch gets his cokes free all night :-)

by buzzinbeeny April 12, 2008