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wheels on the bus

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.
I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!
by MikeyCons November 8, 2010
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Wheelbarrowing

An uncommonly used sex position where the man walks while holding on to the woman's ankles, having sex with her.
THING 1: I totally had sex last night.
THING 2: Really? Which position?
THING 1: I was wheelbarrowing her.
THING 2: What the hell? Why?
THING 1: My doctor said I needed more exercise.
by deffinately Not Tristan October 22, 2011
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wheesh'd

Scottish slang for 'shush' or 'quiet' and sometimes 'shut up'. Usually used after 'haud yer'. Favoured mostly by scottish school teachers as a slightly more polite way of saying "shut up you non-educated deliquents!" (see: ned).

Occassionally can be alternatively spelt as 'wheesht'.
Haud yer wheesh'd, sonny!
by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009
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Wheelmoon

To wheelmoon is to tell old news. Wheelmooning ones self is showing your behind the times. It comes from the invention of the wheel and the moonlanding.
-did you here about 9/11?
-oh, you just wheelmooned the fuck out of yourself
by Lick-a-backey-em' February 27, 2009
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Wheel

The expression said by your teammates indicating you should hold onto the puck and continue skating around the net, this helps when you don't have time to check your blind side or under pressure from a pursuing opponent.
wheel wheel wheel, says Patty Dangles teammates as he stickhandles around the net with the other team chasing him.
by pattydangles January 12, 2012
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Big Wheel

Big Wheel - One who exhibits the outstanding ability to course women into sexual relations through speech, actions and general flyness.
Friend 1: 'Did you see bobby big wheel at the dance last night?'

Friend 2: "Yeah he had all those bitches on lock."
by BobbyBigWheel July 5, 2009
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Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.
Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
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