vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina

That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami

by Vagina designer August 11, 2022

vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016

Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

Vaginal tenting

Loose fanny

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there

by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018

vagination

using feminine wiles to obtain advantage. A specific form of machination.

His ego was no match for her vaginations

by Don Huevo January 17, 2023

vaginal corkscrew

when you spin a girl in a circular motion around with your penis inserted inside the vagina.

"last night Emma asked me to vaginal corkscrew her, afterwards she was so dizzy she was sick!"

by nameblahblahblahidk July 17, 2015