Vagina Dentata

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.

"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."

by KHD February 16, 2004

Vagina Punisher

one who punishes the vagina.

boy, Andrew is a real vagina punisher.

by piffington March 10, 2009

Vagina Buzz

A woman's response an event that leaves her below the belt zone wanting some action. In other words, horny.

Stacie- Are you going out tonight?
Lisa- No, I plan to stay home, watch Titanic and get my Vagina buzz on.

by Tpsista December 18, 2008

Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

Sandy Vagina

Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.

by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011

vagina envy

This is what occurs when one female becomes jealous of another.

Loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. Vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. Vivian is frustrated at Loretta for this, thus she has vagina envy.

by Geoff AF May 15, 2009

Vagina titan

A vagina titan is someone who can fit 13 penises or more inside her at once.

Becky is such a vagina titan.

by RBD130013 July 17, 2009