Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009

vagina doppelganger

Someone that is so good going down on a female, it feels like there is two people down there.

Aye my boy is a vagina doppelganger so get something good off the meat rack

by smashley and trip j October 12, 2010

vagueposting

Making posts on social media that either

1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention

2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them

Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before

1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."

Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"

Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"

2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "

Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl

by lightning_troubadour May 5, 2015

varsha

Varsha means rain in sanskrit/hindi. Most girls with the name varsha were born when it rains. And every year on their birthday it rains. Varsha is someone who everyone trusts with their secrets. Varsha gets along with everyone, and radiates beauty everywhere she goes...just like rain. Varsha is also a person who everyone wants to hang out with. Varsha also may seem shy at first but really can be the life of the party. Varsha's have more than one personality and act differently according to who they are with.

I can tell Varsha anything because she is so trustworthy.

by girlwhoisgreat February 28, 2008

hop on valorant

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex

Joe: Hey man can you hop on valorant?
Jeff: sure 😏😏

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 24, 2021

Valerie

1.Smart
2.Brave
3.Amazing #1 best friend
4.Beautiful on the inside and out
4.there for you no matter what

Valerie is an amazing friend!

by Friendosfordaystho September 23, 2019

Vaysburdian

Loud and inefficient

Tyrone: "Dude I just bought a cap gun!!!"
Jeeves: "Why would you waste money on such a vaysburdian item?"

Sebeastian: "dude, you pulled the central defender out and that's why they scored! Fuck!"
Mike: loudly "what are you talking about!? That wasn't me!"
Sebeastian: "what a vaysburdian move!"

by [e-mail] February 26, 2012