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vagina trap 

A female who has had sex with at least 5 men and can fit a Mason jar in her cunt.

See whore
"Hey, have you seen Lisa?"
"Oh you mean the vagina trap?"
"Yeah"
"Last time I saw her she was heading to the bathroom with a Mason ja---"
"Shit..."
vagina trap by BonBonCereal January 12, 2016

Vaginal Hook 

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.
My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.
Vaginal Hook by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016

Vagina vote 

Voting for a presidential candidate solely because they're a woman.
"Dude, who are you voting for in the next election?"
"Hillary man, it'd be so great to finally have a female president."
"Don't cast a vagina vote!"
Vagina vote by ostrichofjustice September 11, 2016

Vagina Cookie 

Vigina Cookie
/vēgina kōokie/
Adjective

1. A Cookie that is produced by the use of ingredients or products of a vigina.

Synonym: cookie, vigina

Noun
1. Someone who has the characteristics of a vigina and is small and soft like a cookie.

Synonyms: cheese, chafe, tube
Dude, he looks like a vagina cookie today.
Vagina Cookie by Spheed January 10, 2017

Vagina pool 

When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.
I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.

rose reservoir
Vagina pool by mcjohnzy October 1, 2017

Vaginal crayfish 

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs
TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!
Vaginal crayfish by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018