Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 13, 2018

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

tope

the past tense of the word 'type' or 'typed'

'I tope this message last night' Jessica said to Ashley

by youwishyouwereme1016 September 17, 2018

topear

stem of a fruit or vegetable

I need to throw away the topear.

by Greg Ory December 4, 2018

Tored

T-OR-eD

When you're tired and bored at the same time.

"Oh my god I'm so tored"

by ILOVEPALAYEROYALE747 February 12, 2019

Tomed

Getting stuff without paying even though you owe money. Basically stealing.

Can I get the money for the pizza? No your getting tomed!

by balesci1 February 24, 2019

Torpedo

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.

After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.

by BigBeaninLeanin March 6, 2019