Brown Tongs

A description for the hands of a brown coloured person when used for theft.

"Where did you get those new shoes Wiremu?"
"I just used my Brown Tongs and took them from outside the Marae."

by Scranax March 26, 2025

Young Tools

A sociopolitical cohort of youth who, believing themselves to be agents of revolutionary change, are in fact mobilized, shaped, or manipulated by existing power structures to advance those structures’ strategic goals.

“The Young Tools marched like they were dismantling the system, not realizing they were acting out the system’s newest script.”

by JPRock March 9, 2026

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

Wisconsin Tootsie Pop

Your partner puts on a bunch of deodorant and you have to lick it all off and then eat their ass immediately afterwards

Spongey me boy get the deodorant ready I’m ready for the Wisconsin tootsie pop-Eugene Krabs

by LemonJuice58 August 18, 2025

trump tootsie roll

A steaming dog turd wrapped in a candy wrapper with trumps face on it

those morons ate their trump tootsie roll and said, "please sir, may i have some more"

by The Phrogg May 7, 2025

Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.

If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.

by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010