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Kick the tires and light the fires

To go on a much anticipated bike ride with your buddies.

Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.
We are going to kick the tires and light the fires to Sturgis and back.

or

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.
by rrinskeep March 21, 2011
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Tiredness Quotient

A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
by goundyzz August 1, 2011
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Tired

-I tired to wake him up but he's still sleeping
-i'm getting tired too?
-?
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tire fire

A term used to describe a sex marathon in which many condoms are used.
Chris went to town on that girl all day. He was safe and used rubber everytime... It was a damn tire fire.
by Chris Nillz April 19, 2007
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TIRE KICKER

Someone that goes to the mud to watch people wheel there trucks but does not have a truck to wheel of there own and can only kick the tires on other peoples trucks
Look at that broke fucking mudboy over there he is a real tire kicker
by Captain R.P.M November 24, 2006
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Tireless

To have no "Wheels", Not a bad thing. Commonly used as a joke to reply to the question "Got Wheels?". Can be used to describe objects, such as cars, wagons, anything with wheels, so as to come back at the question "Got Wheels?"
Guy 1: "Yo Man, Got Wheels?"
Guy 2: "Naww, I'm Tireless"

Guy 1: " I have a Tireless car man"
Guy 2: "Oh man No Wheels!"
by JHB11 February 28, 2011
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raidal tire

Mispronunciation of radial tire. Chiefly used by white trash that hustle used tires.
dirt ball: Deese here raidal tires, ought to fit your Bentley.

me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.

dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.

me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.

dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?

me: Nigga Please?!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
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