tim

A wannabe everything kinda dude usually with so many zits on his faces, that it could confuse someone as herpes.
Also, an in-the-closet homosexual who lies to friends about all the cheerleaders checking him out, when really, the only female he/it has ever been attracted to is a excruciatingly disgusting Russian female named Olga.

Tim:"Hey, wazzup muh peeps?"
br00tal emo kid:"Just listening to some Suicide Silence"
Tim:"yeah, they're pretty br00tal, I listen to them all the time, well anyway, I'm gonna go cry and cut myself. Because I'm JUST. THAT. BRUTAL."
br00tal emo kid:"Stupid conformist."

by Majewman October 3, 2009

tim

Catholic or supporter of Celtic FC, Scots slang, mild sectarian insult.

See him o'er there he's a tim

by The Mongoose July 15, 2008

Dirty tim

When someone named Tim eats the ass of an old homeless women and pukes up on her chest then eats it.

Oh you've done a dirty tim , thats how you got aids

by Dirty timmytoo August 9, 2021

Tim Hortons

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)

American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"

by Jenna May 21, 2006

Tim’s

Short for Timberland the shoe brand

Boy: Yo check out my new Tim’s
Friend: Check out my new Jay’s
Other friend: Check out my new kicks

by Note2Self September 3, 2019

Tim Allened

Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts.
See Tim Allen Hammer.

Oh shit man ... I got fired from my job. Ohhhhhhhhh you were just Tim Allened! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh!

by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

Tim Thomas

Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed goalies in the NHL. And of course, the Bruins fans salavate over guys like this. HIs acrobatic "style" belongs in the circus not the ice....

"Wow did you see Tim Thomas sitting on his ass when that goal was scored on him?"

by BeantownHockey February 8, 2009