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Brazillian Skiing

Snorting lines of cocaine off a stripper's ass or tits
"We went on a Brazillian Skiing trip... Now my wife is divorcing me."
by helpmefindmybaseball July 7, 2014
mugGet the Brazillian Skiingmug.

ski

This is what occurs when someone gets so belligerently drunk that another being emerges from their soul and are no longer held responsible for their actions. Kinda like when Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk. Proper use for this is adding ski to the end of someones name, thus indicating that they have entered this specific state of intoxication
Man Fred was so drunk last night he got banned from the bar for 2 years!
No way man Fred would never do that. That had to have been Fredski
by coltski January 22, 2019
mugGet the skimug.

ski dawgs

leo, cathy, henry, and ellie are ski dawgs.
by swagsaur69 March 1, 2019
mugGet the ski dawgsmug.

sand water skiing

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand
by Litnfit April 28, 2024
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Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American
“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”
by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025
mugGet the Skis in jeansmug.

Ski Track

Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear
"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"
by Captain cacti January 30, 2024
mugGet the Ski Trackmug.

Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

smoking dick blow job deep throat
by Nignogging August 6, 2013
mugGet the Wisconsin ski specialmug.

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